Said

Blake: "How old are you, Rory?"
Rory: "Six. Or maybe seven...or three. But Bash's six. And Mama and Papa are three."

Rory: "Mama, you goin' go put on makeup?"
Britt: "I'm already wearing makeup."
Rory: "Maybe you go put on some more."

Britt: "What did the people shout to Jesus as they waved their branches when he rode into Jerusalem on a donkey on Palm Sunday?"
Rory: "Go to church!"